Funny pictures

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pic courtesy itsbeensolongIcantremember

What it says on the label although I do have too many days when I feel like the photo above. As my literally dozen of loyal readers will know, I don’t really ‘blog’ I just load stuff up every now and then after its kicked around with me for a while.

Also for no really apparent reason I have included a reference image other than I can use the word ‘juxtapose’ without wincing…1. Stop Making Sense

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The shop at the end of the row where I work in the City of London now sells Italian suits – apparently massive ones.

2. Stop Hammertime ….

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What is it you can’t do? – don’t forget the lyrics.

U …. (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)

U …. (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)

Yeah u ….

I told you u …. (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)

Too hype ….

Get me outta here u ….

(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

(Seen on a display at Century City, Capetown RSA)

3. In Andrex we trust

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No juxtaposed image as the juxtaposed comment says it all:

“Jesus is your answer”

“Ok but I’ll use toilet paper”

On the toilet roll dispenser inside the cubicle at London Paddington Railway Station Gentleman’s toilets

4. Supersize me

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Just how big is that burger? That’s a half litre bottle of coke next to it. How brrrrrilliant would your work have to be for one of those?

I’m afraid i can’t remember the source and yes I do know that iphoto and the iphone can geo-tag photos…

5. Creating an impact window

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“Merchandising Similar Products Together

Displaying similar products together in a window is called creating an impact window.”

Hmmm – what could I use an enormous pair of bolt-cutters for, even though they are on offer? Hang on a minute – I could use them for cutting through other people’s jumbo-padlocks… or… hang on there might be people out there with jumbo bolt cutters, I had better buy myself one of these enormous padlocks…

Retail brilliance at a builders superstore in Somerset West, South Africa…

6. And finally…

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This just works so badly on so many levels:

– cheap booze, power tools and makeovers

– 1,2,3 – building and renovating, before and after

– mix and match your own…

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